For the sake of being brief cause we have like a billion of these things to dig through, I made a doc for andy to take a look at later. These were the top issued tickets. Bunch of weird shit (as per usual) so don't get too tied up in the stuff.
- Darcy

TO DO:

- move kingsward files on server- get vegas audit logs sorted (not our business)- yes fairies are not real we do not need to reiterate that- a $5 tims gift card to whoever can get the fax machine working it keeps talking back to me

andrew if I catch you uploading sound files of me grunting on the GOVERNMENT PROPERTY drive again I will personally ensure that you spend the rest of your shifts with externals. NOT COOL!

Files

hey andy so we got a bunch of these unsorted if you could get to them when you have time. thx :) - Darcy

kingsward

hell

dolorlane

underhill

hogtown

others

cats

staff

darcy.mp3

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Update 12/2023

OK so these are more or less intact. we managed to pull the links to aggregate folders but not all of them are decrypted yet. the staff names line up with Darcy Jacques and Andrew Stevens, the IT director and externals manager respectfully (I guess he really did get that shift duty hey). anyway prio #1 is getting the dolor lane shit debugged. I'll let Kev know when its good to go. These servers are fucking ancient.- Gorkov

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I can't connect to the interanet / my login credentials are not workingyes
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